Hull Daily Mail

The morning hours could see some mix ups in business, so keep your cool. Don't accuse loved ones of things they may not have done, or you could find yourself eating your words by tea time. Don't be upset when you hear news about people from your past. Instead of worrying what he or she is doing, put your time and effort into the new future you are making.

Fetishist Jailed After Spanking a 60-Year-Old ; E Yorks: Victim Feared for Her Life During Sexual Assault

A MAN with a fetish for spanking has been jailed for attacking a 60-year-old woman. Geoffrey William Suggitt, 54, placed the woman over his knee and struck her bottom 60 times with one of her slippers, leaving her slumped on the floor in horrific pain.

Clowns Taking Over Classroom

CAST your mind back to your school days. Those maths lessons where the numbers swam before your eyes.

Blitz Spirit Isn't Just Pants

HATS - or maybe pants - off to the good folk of Langton Herring in Dorset. With the recession biting and the bunting damaged, they used their imagination to decorate their village for the annual fete.

Give Roundabout Festive Cheer

WILLERBY: An East Riding parish councillor is urging local businesses to light up a roundabout in the village. Councillor Steve Kersey wants to transform the roundabout opposite the Hop Pole pub with conifer trees and lights, in time for Christmas.

Amdram Send Ray Your Am-Dram News: E-Mail Ugski@Ugski.Karoo.Co.Uk ; Ray Rumkee

Chameleon Players: The players would like to thank all those who came to see their version of Strindberg's Miss Julie last weekend. We had great audiences and I know all who were involved very much enjoyed themselves. The next dates in our diary are Friday, November 27, to Sunday, November 29, when we will be performing an adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 at the Northern Academy of Performing Arts, Anlaby Road, Hull. More details nearer the time. Hull Musical Society: The society is plannin...

Chuckle Trek - the Lost Generation

Chuckle Trek - The Lost Generation Much-loved duo, the Chuckle Brothers, set off on a new adventure and this time find themselves hurtling through space. Captain James T Burke needs to recruit a crew to go on board the USS Exercise, as they must save the earth from being taken over by a nation of rogue robots.

Say It with Flowers

Say It With Flowers Share the laughter and tears in the final week of Say It With Flowers. It's not easy juggling your day job with the junipers or your husband with the hosta, but when the going gets tough, it's not just the flowers that blossom.

Destined to Be Cliff's Tribute Act

When his English and drama teacher took him to one side at secondary school, it was to be a move that would map out the future of Jimmy Jemain. Now a Cliff Richard impersonator, Jimmy had only been at Chestnut School in Hertfordshire for a few months when Miss Norris called him over for a "word".

Admiral Honours Go to West Hull Squad ; First Time: Wests Make History with First Capture of Humber Cup Rugby League

WEST Hull under-11s gave themselves a big confidence boost ahead of their first foray into winter rugby league in September. All the teams in the under-11 age group are currently finishing what will be their final season of summer rugby ahead of making the switch to the Hull and District Youth League's winter competition for the older age groups.

Cass Shines As Dockers Hold Out Against Dragons ; Rugby League

HULL Dockers under-eights were invited to a rugby league tournament in Wakefield in West Yorkshire and went close to upsetting one of the form teams in the country. Dockers were involved in the pick of the games during the event, against the home team Eastmoor Dragons where they produced an outstanding display to earn a 1-1 draw.

Get Involved in Hotshots ; Rugby League

WITH the summer rugby league season in full swing and the winter campaign just around the corner for all the teams in our region, it could not be easier to see your team appear in the pages of HotShots. Each week, HotShots produces a round-up of the past week's action from the Hull and District Youth League and publishes the best pictures available.